11.14.2005

Shake your head, it's empty

If the FDA has decided that Plan B is a method of contraception and not a neater way to get rid of junior, why is this still an issue?

At the risk of sounding like a soothsayer, if you haven't read The Handmaid's Tale, you should. It's scary how quickly Atwood's fictional society could come to fruition, especially when we've got trigger-happy men with tiny penises signing away the basic human rights of women from their high government saddles.

2 Comments:

Blogger theogeo said...

You know what would solve all this? If you went ahead and put your tit in your ass.

11/15/2005 01:34:00 AM  
Blogger phallicpen said...

I've suspected as much. Sadly, my bologna nipples are a hindrance.

11/15/2005 02:27:00 AM  

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