Birfday, Chris

I turn 25 in 25 days. I was thinking I could share a blog countdown, with each day of March representing each year of my life to date. It would make more sense to do it next year when I'll be 26, seeing as how my actual date of birth is March 26, but why don't you go shit all over your own ideas, shit-flicker?

According to the government chapter of Campus Crusade for Christ, life begins at conception. Therefore, I have an extra day for my blog countdown. Thanks, gents!

Here we go.

When I was zero, my mother snuck up on my father in the meat section of Kroger and told him she was pregnant, to which he replied, "What do you want me to do about it?" Heh. Kids. Once the calm, soothing joy of knowing I'd soon exist settled in (yes), she ate a lot of M&Ms. Which explains why I'm going to eat some now.