It's been months since my last outbreak
If it's 1:00 on a weekday and I happen to remember, I'll turn on Days of our Lives. Soap operas are quite amusing if you possess a snarky eye for unintentional comedy. You only have to watch a show per month to know what's going on. Scandal, that's what. I just saw a grown woman sock a teenager at her dead son's funeral. Then I saw her husband sock a man, knocking him into the coffin and smashing a photo of the ugly deceased.
Yes.
The commercials are the best part. If I've got it right, the demographic watching Days includes menstruating women, overweight women, people with herpes, and women with smelly genitals.
I fall into only one of those groups. Guess which one.
Yes.
The commercials are the best part. If I've got it right, the demographic watching Days includes menstruating women, overweight women, people with herpes, and women with smelly genitals.
I fall into only one of those groups. Guess which one.
3 Comments:
I hope you're menstruating. My god I hope you're menstruating.
Is that herpes I gave you acting up again?
Do you ever Passions? The screenwriter who created that show must have been tripping some serious balls.
Actually, Wendy, all women are menstruating. Right? Doesn't that word include the whole cycle? Fuck, I don't know. I was just being coy, which actually means dick in Laotian. Look it up.
Television, I saw a commercial for a musical episode of that show. It looked like the work of cokeheads.
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